AH-DICK-TED

Bad bitty's boy that she is talking to is coming to visit her....

dirty dee: wowie!!
bad bitty: I knowwww eeek
dirty dee: What you gonna wear? lol
bad bitty: No idea. gotta look like a girl...i cant wait to have sex
dirty dee: i thought you were on your period
bad bitty: i was but my friend told me if you eat lemons it goes away ive literally eaten like 10 lemons and its gone
dirty dee: lmaooo
bad bitty: im eating one now
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dirty dee: look at you as you part the red sea, sucking on the lemon getting ready for he
bad bitty: citrus fruits in my mouth, its a must if he goes down south
bad bitty: ok this must be deleted from facebook
dirty dee: haha i agree

This about a Rap, the kind i like to eat, put the "w" in front so I can grub on some meat

Here is a text conversation me and bad bitty had one time...we were talking about our lack of money...and then food came up....

Bad Bitty: oh velllll vhatewer
Dirty D: chicken pot pie, spread it on my thighs
Bad Bitty: i wanna do exactly that
Dirty D: filet of steak is my favorite kind of meat, put it on my toes dangle on my feet
Bad Bitty: i prefer buffalo wings, rub them on me while my booty sings
Dirty D: yeahhhh baby that how i like it, chocolate sauce all over my armpit
Bad Bitty: i want bacon
Dirty D: damnit you ruined my fun
Bad Bitty: sausage please put it on a bun, i dont wanna ruin manzis fun
Dirty D: bad bitty always in the mood for black beans, and i dont mean the vegetables by any means
Bad Bitty: bananas in my mouth jiggle on your kiwis, when the fruit is gone i say more please
Dirty D: dont forget the back side of the ice cream mountain, i lick it in and out like a water fountain
Bad Bitty: you forgot about the waffle cone, dip me in sprinkles and im ready to bone
Dirty D: take that whipped cream put a cherry on top, when you lick it all up it really hits the spot
Bad bitty: enough about sweets i prefer salty treats, give me pretzels lots of cheese, makes me get down on my knees
Dirty D:  margaritas naaaaa i just want the salt from the rim, sprinkle it on me and I will let you in
Bad bitty: pizza cooking in the oven of bricks, bring me some and i'll give you some licks
Dirty D: chinese lo mein, tiny noodles taste the same
Bad bitty: chicken in my shrimp fried rice, dont mess it up or i wont be nice
Dirty D: ok bad bitty my hw is slacking, gotta get these eggs to start cracking
Bad Bitt: hahaha were dumb
Dirty D: yes..yes we are hahahaha


......ok now im hungry.