WELCOME

This page is all about the two most insanely stupid college students who just want to share their life with you all...why? Because our lives are so freakin ridiculous that it needs to be documented somewhere. So why not on a blog that no one but us will probably read anyway! In addition, we are not sparing any details on this site. We are not leaving out any details (it will get sexual) and we are not changing any names either. (risky we know) You will probably learn a lot about our personalities from our posts yet we will give you all a mini introduction. Oh and by the way our nick names come from the movie Pootie Tang...if you haven't seen it then you probably should...WADATAH.

Britt aka BAD BITTY: Attends university of Delaware. She basically drinks margaritas on a daily basis and falls for the worst guys possible. Her latest crush: a man covered in tattoos who is on house arrest and has a daughter. She has a delicious giant booty that most white girls wish they had. She also gets sick of things real easily and has the attention span of a 5 year old. (she is probably already sick of this site and she hasn't even written anything yet) She currently loves black guys and believes that her baby will be milk chocolate. While intoxicated she has broke her toe,chipped her teeth, chipped her toenail, taken a shower in her underwear, and cut up her ass while jumping a fence. Basically shit show #1.

Danielle aka DIRTY DEE  (sometimes called dirty dan): Attends Villanova University. She is probably more normal when she drinks. Her legs are all scarred up from playing soccer, falling in heels, and branding herself with a key. Everyone makes fun of her gross feet and are frequently referred to as her "bear claws." She also has delicious-looking boobies. She is horrible at comebacks and is only funny when she acts like a complete moron...which is all of the time. She also does not speak english and talks in her own weird language. Only people who spend enough time with her start to understand what she is really talking about. She does not really have a taste in guys but usually falls for the guys who play the "victim." Also many short guys are attracted to her due to her boobies being eye-level. She also is addicted to food and looks forward to the next time she gets to eat again. Basically shit show #2.