*Background information: I (dirty dee) made out with this kid who looks like jafar/squidward at my sorority formal. (i took him because we were friends...shoulda known better) His name is Maurice who is 6'11'. A week before I made out with this guy shea who was unbelievable infatuated with me for some reason. The guy donald is someone who britt had sex with who is fat and is the only person she regrets having sex with. Bad bitty's house arrest fiance is the guy she has a crush on who has a daughter...and remember bad bitty lovesssss black guys.
April 27, 2011 12:21am
Me: (Katy perry voice) I kissed Jafar and I liiiked it….I feel like Shea won’t mind it
Me: p.s. I saw Donald at second storey and he said that he thinks you don’t like him anymore because you don’t text him anymore…I was like gooooood lol
Britt: LOLOLL manzi and moorice sittin in a tree…
Me: oh geez lol I’m such an artard
Britt: BINGOOO once again I come out the victor. Jk. I had sex with him so I lose. As usual. Bc I’m never the victor. Oh well! At least my godchild will be 6’11
Britt: BINGOOO once again I come out the victor. Jk. I had sex with him so I lose. As usual. Bc I’m never the victor. Oh well! At least my godchild will be 6’11
Me: (katy perry voice) cus babyyy im an arrrtard…I hook up with giants and guys with boobs
Me: hahahahahhalololol I hate you yet youre so funny
Britt: I’m lolling like I think we’ve hit low points officially
Me: its so pathetic that its fucking hilarious
Britt: Its one of the funniest stages of life…omg what is wrong with us?! This is nuts.
Me: (katy perry voice) Jersey girls we are an embarrassment..guido poofs and kissing squidward
Me: Idk why I am turning everything into a katy perry song
Me: Probably because my life is a joke much like her music
Britt: We can have a joint wedding. It will have to be at my fiance’s house (since he is on house arrest) but at least were both guaranteed a flower girl (his daughter)
Me: I am legit laughing my ass of lol hahahahahha
Me: and a ring bearer that little boy that’s always in Maurice’s pictures
Britt: Yup! His nephew...more than likely his son but he’s using nephew as a coverup bc our track records show we’re attracted to babydaddys
Me: hahaha this is truuuuuue…I can’t think of anymore Katy perry songs
Britt: You didn’t use teenage dream
Britt: Oh btw word has gotten around about me dancing the night away with the 12 foot tall Neanderthal basketball player. He’s very openly “feelin me.” Hahahahahha
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April 27, 2011 11:26pm
Me: Ok dats foine it’s a love song
Britt: I would expect nothing else since you said it was about us. Do you remember the tiiime when we fell in love (yes, 6th grade lunch)
Me: hahahaha <3 our first date was Spanish class…blanca <3
Britt: Coincidence how my name was “white”
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